Retired People

Someone sent this to me obviously presented as a joke. I think it's a true story:


> > Working people frequently ask retired people what they do to make their > days interesting. Well, for example, the other day the wife and I went into > town and went into a shop. We were only in there for about 5 minutes. When > we came out, there was a cop writing out a parking ticket. We went up to him and I said, "Come on man, how about giving a senior citizen a break?" He ignored us and continued writing the ticket. I called him a Dumbass. He glared at me and started writing another ticket for having worn tires. > > So Mary called him a shithead. He finished the second ticket and put it on > the windshield with the first. Then he started writing a third ticket. This went on for about 20 minutes. The more we abused him, the more tickets he wrote. > > Personally, we didn't care. We came into town by bus. We try to have a > little fun each day now that we're retired. It's important at our age. >