Thursday, April 17, 2008

My Aversion/Diversion Diet

Sitting here
All alone
Been to the doctor
Sugar's gone.

No more donuts
crullers are out
just thinking 'bout it
makes me pout.

Cut back portions
Eat less red meat
Pretty soon
I should look neat.

Like all those salads?
I really do not
When it's salads or air
. . . . . . . .

Okay it's not really much of a choice but maybe I can cut up a boiled egg to go with some crumbled bacon to top my salad. Lots of Ranch dressing, just today and those yummy garlic croutons and walnuts would be nice. Oh yes, and a slice of 5-cheese Texas Toast. Just for today you understand. And a bowl of hot apple crisp that I made for the kids topped with homemade vanilla ice cream. Think I'll have a mocha, mocha latte too. . . . . . . .

And that's how I got off my last diet.

1 comment:

Julie said...

I want 5 cheese texas toast. With some extra grease.