These are situations in which I wouldn't want to be found while dead:
1. Sitting slouched on the toilet with my jeans and undies around my ankles.
2. With a finger, any finger, lodged up my nose.
3. In the grocery store candy aisle.
4. With my girdle pulled up to my knees.
5. Everyone knows this one: In my holey, torn underwear that has two ends to the broken elastic band tied into a knot.
There has to be more wrong situations but then would it really matter if I'm dead?
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