5 Dogs & A Cat

My house is inhabited by 5 dogs & 1 cat. The 2 youngest dogs (pups) belong to my two grandkids who just happen to be staying with me also. One would think that the steel wool munching animals would provide endless entertainment but it turns out that that isn't true. Here are a few of the things my grandkids have entertained me with:

E: I like eggs because they come with their own juice.

M: When you die can I have your furniture?
Self: Why?
M: So I can sell it on eBay.

M: I think I want to be a rock star. I have a good feeling about it.
Self: Well, let's hear a song.
M: I'm too embarrassed to sing in front of someone.

M: Okay, then I could be a very good vet. I like dogs and cats.
Self: Honey, be prepared for 12 years of vet school.
M: I can do that.
Self: .....tests, lots of studying, cutting up frogs.....
M: Oh,if I have to study that let's that out. What do you think I should do?
Self: Marry rich, honey, marry rich.




There are more but they're hiding most of them behind my back.