Food for Sex

It has been confirmed that every few seconds a man will think of sex. In that same vein I'm sure I can compete (Almond Joy) in frequency except my thoughts are invaded (pizza) by constant thoughts of food. Driving South (french fries) on Division I'm thinking about things I need to buy at(cinnamon roll) Wal-Mart, glance to the right and see (hot fudge malt)Carl's Jr. ~guacamole bacon burger~. Not two blocks (western omelet) further the Boneyard (ribs) Restaurant ~chicken sauteed in honey salad. Half a block(popcorn shrimp) further,(pecan sticky roll) a footlong hotdog slathered with mustard sprinkled (chicken fried steak with gravy) liberally with onion at Sonic plus their tasty cherry/lime (peanut brittle) drink. Keep in mind I'm not (hot tamales) stopping for any of these items but they have (fudge) cleverly invaded my mind and interfered with my shopping list (truffles). Next, on the left is (pecan pie) my favorite mexican restuarant Vallarta, ~California Burrito (donuts) with sour cream sauce~. Then my fave mexican fast food place, Taco Mayo (Irish Cream liquor) ~burrito supreme, extra lettuce, extra( macaroons) tomato, with a pina colada chiller. And now (maple nut goodies) I'm to Wal-Mart's driveway. I park (lasagne) the car and try to recapture my mental shopping (chicken kiev) list. And then I shudder (in delight) because I know there will be an onslaught of candy, pastries, puddings, chips, cookies, cakes, dulce de leche ice cream, all screaming for my attention. No wonder (cheetos) I always come home with fewer(flan) items than I went for and more(buttered hot rolls) snack items than I(tacos) need. What I'm wondering is why (Hershey's bars) our bodies just can't adapt to the(angel food cake) foods that we want and those (fried potatoes) so-called healthy (lemonheads) foods be left on our plate (divinity). Or even better (heath bars), at the store. See what I mean! Who needs sex when their mind is full (strawberry cake) of wonderful foodity. That's all (cheesecake) I'm sayin'.