The question? How to make love

True story: A little 5 yr old girl, Becky, asked her mom how to make love. Mom was putting her makeup on and the question caused her to streak her lipstick in places on her face not within the lip line. Anyhow, mom goes to her daughter, probably ready to explain that she would give her an answer when the child is 16 (that's what I would have done) and sees said daughter with crayon poised over a paper. And there it was, the dreaded question. But all Becky wanted to know was how to write the word "love". Parents can be pretty strange sometimes.